I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

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I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)


fucking thank you


fucking thank you

Meet the blogger.

Tagged by theboylondon

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag followers.

URL: askgearhoof

Name: David

Nickname: Gear, Mr. Hoof, Dave, Yifflord Supreme, Hey you, not you, that ugly asshole behind you!, Beaver

Birthday: February 22, 1984
Gender: Male

Sexuality: Straight, mostly.

Height: 170 cm/5’7”

Time Zone: Central Daylight

Current time and date: 8:28pm 9/1/2014.

Average hours of sleep: 5-9 hours; depends on my mood.

The last thing I Googled was: my height in centimeters

My most used phrase(s): “U wot mate?” “So I found this thing in (whatever game I’m obsessing over at the moment)” “I would like to hit you with a chair”

First word that comes to mind: dick

Last thing said to a family member: “So, I had a hamburger, a hotdog, and all the salads.”

One place that makes me happy and why: Chachos. Monster Kong Nachos. Also, anywhere I can hang out with aquaticnonsense and nekrosavage and lapjeskat1654

How many blankets: A sheet and a comforter. You count them.

Favorite beverage(s): Chai, Anything I make in a blender that has alcohol in it, milk.

The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy. I am Groot.

Three things I can’t live without: Lappu-tan, my 360, and internet.

Something I plan on learning: bartending? (maybe)

A piece of advice for all my followers: Think of dating as a buffet. Don’t pick something and just cling to it desperately, if it’s not right, get something else. And think really hard before you get married. (ah. hahahhahahhahahahaa. Aw, I made myself sad.)

I now tag: nekrosavage, lapjeskat1654, demidoff-and-katherine, icomeheretorp, coppercaramel, cuddle-bun, ariyous-dusk-mod, aquaticnonsense, allyluvsu13, sketchy-replies

why am I following blogs that babble incessantly about Big Brother?


Foam and Worbla armour MEGA TUTORIAL

Tutorial by AmenoKitarou

Super duper awesome and helpful! I am totally going to try this out for my Garrosh cosplay.




The makers of The Stanley Parable received a brilliant/terrible response to the game, so they created a trailer specifically for that person. It’s called the Raphael trailer.

I’ve only seen a little bit about The Stanley Parable, and where I was interested before I’m dying to play it now.

if you’ve played The Stanley Parable (and even if you haven’t) i urge you to watch it. it’s worth it, trust me.



Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like


reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate


now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch